omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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