That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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