Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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