What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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