no. you can't hotbox the world.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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