At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
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There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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