shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
She's the barista slut.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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