i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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