god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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