woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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