He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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