but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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