She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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