All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Your penis caused this!
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