I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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