They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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