Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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