So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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