Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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