shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
My liver just broke up with me...
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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