I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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