Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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