Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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