spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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