yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I am naked and annoyed.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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