I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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