NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
