I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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