wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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