Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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