Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.