just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Boobs are out for the taking
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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