Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(206): View more from Washington

Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals

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(310): View more from California

the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.

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(937): View more from Ohio

he is a creepy guy.

(1-937): View more from Ohio

yea thats what heroine does to ppl.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you

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(253): View more from Washington

once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".

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(949): View more from California

My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.

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(567): View more from Ohio

Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.

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