Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Do you have feelings for this penis?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.