I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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