i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!