If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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