Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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