hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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