no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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