he thought i was a dude.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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