Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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