Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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