I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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