I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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