bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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