Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
So much Jack, so little girl.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
