Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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