Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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