My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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