Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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