Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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