god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Randomize
