I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
