She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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