ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
4 words: hood of his car
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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