So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
