Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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