Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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