do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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