Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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