I must be too annoying 4 u.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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