Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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